I'm bald. It kinda sucks.
But what really sucks is that moment when you first notice you're losing your hair. You panic, google all the information you can about this condition and the only results you get are "Don't let this happen to you" and "For the love of God, don't let this happen to you."
That's why I bought the domain malepatternbaldnessfacts.com and turned it into an FAQ with Telly Savalas. You probably remember him as the star of CBS' hit TV series, Kojak (1973-78).
ILLUSTRATOR: Alessandra Divizia
I’m in the midst of rewatching the series, making gifs and uploading them to GIPHY and Tenor with popular hashtags so that people—bald and haired alike—can use this cool bald cat while sending tweets, macking on Bumble and any other place millennials may need Telly’s smooth, effortless charm.
